Short story - Dialogue between friends

Dialogue between friends

She : can we please have a walk together in the garden .
He : sorry , i just came home and feel tired , and need some rest .
She : OMG , nothing i ask and you accept it and do it for me .
He : really iam tired , it was a very great day in the club for running .
She : ooh , you can say this , all the daylight you follow her in the club .
He : who i followed ?? i was with my friends .
She : friends , i think you already sank in love with her , and that is why you comming daily very tired and covered with dust .
He : OMG , this is dust from the stadium , today i win all my friends , i hope that you are there watching me.

She : you are lucky , every day going out , and be in the car , and all the day enjoy in the club , but me just sitting home , it is not justice , i really depressed.
He : ohh , what you need more ??you sitting happy at home , eating and drinking and feel confortable .
She : yes i need more , why you going out daily and me not ?? why you enjoy and me not ?? are you have a special feather on your head .
He : look , no need for bad talking , you must know that my friend feel happy while iam with him , and guard him , but your owner why she can take you with her in a party or a visit ??
She : why not ?? if she love me as she always say to me , while she rubbing my body hair and my tail , and putting a coloured toys on my neck .
He : becouse you are a cat , you cannot enter the high socities and night life .
She : what you are ? just dog too , why you enter the high socities and clubs ?
He : animals are ranking .
She : this is only here , in the underdeveloped countries , but i heared in the high good countries the sweet cats as me , is associated everywhere , even if the cat dead they do sweet marble cemetery , and come to visit every day .
He : wake up , you are dreamming , you must thank god for the grace which you are , is it not better than you walk in the streets and eat from the rubbish pin ??
She : it is you , who eat from rubbish pin , becouse you are a dirty dog , but iam a pretty sugar cat .
He : do you think so ?? did you not look to the mirror to see how much dirty cat you are ??
She : you are the dirty not me , and with half tail too . hahahaha .
The verbal fightings and the attacking and the eternal conflict was not disengaged between friends up to time of writing this post .